Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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