Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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