I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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