is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
