im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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