I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
A bitchslap is in order.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Randomize
