office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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