Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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