Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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