did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He felt like a one man threesome
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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