so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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