Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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