I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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