It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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