At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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