I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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