If i come over, it means nothing
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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