Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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