i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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