Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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