She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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