i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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