plz talk dirty to me
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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