i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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