Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Holy shit dude........stairs
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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