i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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