On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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