Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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