I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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