I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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