Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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