Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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