He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
The adults are the big ones right?
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