idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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