I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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