I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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