I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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