In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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