Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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