A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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