He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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