belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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