I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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