i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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