So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
