you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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