I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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