what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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