I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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