I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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